H₀ · The Itinerary

Travel

Where to go, what to eat, and how to do it in 48 hours. The clean version, with timestamps.

Tokyo London Amalfi Kyoto Patagonia Dolomites
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Asia · Japan
48 Hours in Tokyo: A Complete Guide
Oct 2025 · 14 days
South America · Argentina
Patagonia: A Complete Itinerary
Feb 2025 · 8 days
Europe · Italy
Amalfi Coast in 5 Days
Jul 2024 · 5 days
Asia · Japan
Kyoto Temple Walking Guide
Apr 2024 · 6 days
Europe · Italy
A Weekend in the Dolomites
Sep 2023 · 3 days
Europe · UK
The Best Coffee Shops in London
Nov 2023 · 4 days
H₁ · The Misadventures

What Actually Happened

Stranded. Robbed. Lost. Wrong. The trips that didn't make the guidebook — and the only ones worth telling.

Stranded in Kyoto at 3 AM
no taxis, no trains, no Japanese
35.0116, 135.7681
Why I Hated Paris
sorry not sorry
48.8566, 2.3522
A Conversation with a Stranger on a Train to Nowhere
he was right about everything
-41.1456, -71.3082
The Hotel That Wasn't a Hotel
someone's grandmother's spare room
40.8518, 14.2681
I Got Robbed by a Monkey
he won, fair and square
-8.5069, 115.2625
The Patagonian Wind Almost Killed Me
90 km/h sideways. no shelter.
-49.2742, -73.0420
A Bar with No Name in Amalfi
they served us limoncello at 11 AM
40.6340, 14.6027
The Train I Missed on Purpose
best decision of the trip
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